The world's greatest revelation!posted Jan 20th 2008, 6:09AM
Toys Я us is a communist corporation. It all makes sense now.
Check this shit out.
Toys Я Us has been famed for years, because of their backwards R. This is in fact, a letter in the Russian alphabet. Russia, in case you're retarded, is like, the most infamous communist nation the world has ever seen. Okay, back to Toys Я Us. China makes most of the toys, if not all the toys, sold in the store. China is also a communist nation. And, lo and behold, LEAD, which is very poisonous, has been found in China-made toys! Obviously, these communist nations are trying to crush the United States when we are weak, engaged in a crappy war, one much like the war in Viet Nam! So, yeah, when you pass on this awesome revelation, don't forget to give credit to me, Toby Brock.
Aww. 'cause I need to get rid of some rats. Not that I don't want them. But my mum says 15 would be too many. I don't see why. Why we have the space. Do you know anyone who would want a rat?
A bunch of stuff! I had delicious soda, I spent quality time with my girlfriend, I figured out some stuff in algebra I wasn't getting before, I beat one of my favorite games, I did some badasss stuff, and a bunch of other good things!
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